Don't Mind Me While I Stroke Out

I am so broke.
I get paid Saturday.
Saturday as in two days from now.
My check is already gone.
The money has already been used up with my bills.
So I'm looking forward to the next paycheck.
Two weeks from now.
My car still hasn't been returned to me.
It will be borrowed until at least Monday.
That will put it at 15 days out of my possession.
Oh, how I miss my car.
I'd like to run away.
School starts in less than a month.
I'm really gonna stroke out if it turns out that the whole thing was a sham and school's really not paid for.
Oh, dear.

My Dog

1. Loves her SpongeBob golf ball.
2. Scratches her face all the time because she has heat rash.
3. Is currently without fleas.
4. Growls at you when she wants you to throw her ball.
5. Barks at every little cricket fart she hears.
6. Hates people she doesn't already know.
7. Doesn't like to be outside, she gets too hot.
8. Doesn't know it, but she's getting her haircut at home next time.

Further proof that gambling and slot machines aren't for me: I lost 75 cents to the stamp machine at the grocery store.

Things I Love

1. Breakfast food no matter what the occasion or time of day.
2. New books.
3. No spelling errors.
4. Sugar.
5. Taking naps
6. Good pictures of myself.
7. Art.
8. Music.
9. Getting to know new friends.
10. Kittens.
11. Fresh bedsheets.
12. Clothes straight out of the drier.

More Zoo Pictures

So, is it black on white or white on black?

My Favorite Part

A skeleton, of course.

Zoo Trip 2009