My Dog

1. Loves her SpongeBob golf ball.
2. Scratches her face all the time because she has heat rash.
3. Is currently without fleas.
4. Growls at you when she wants you to throw her ball.
5. Barks at every little cricket fart she hears.
6. Hates people she doesn't already know.
7. Doesn't like to be outside, she gets too hot.
8. Doesn't know it, but she's getting her haircut at home next time.